Orioles Update Responds to Luke Scott: In Haiku!

Luke Scott hits home runs.
Says Prez not born in U.S.
Stick to hitting, Luke!

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Disclaimer: "Orioles Update" is not a place for arguing about the merits or lack thereof of Luke Scott's beliefs. Our admiration of Luke's ability to sometimes occasionally hit the ball a long way does not represent endorsement or repudiation of any of his non-baseball or non-Orioles-related views or interests.

Orioles Update just wanted to write haiku. Any resemblance to real haiku, living or dead, is purely coincidental.